Caution, read at own risk.

Dear Trespassers, you have just left your safe domain and crossed into the wild and dangerous terrain of my blog. Venture on if you dare. But before you enter, thou shall answer thee question

" WHY ARE YOU HERE?"

(a) I'm a bored internet surfer who stumbled upon this blog

(b) I'm a fellow student who is checking out this blog

(c) I'm the random guy who goes and screws things up for everyone

(d) I'm a deep admirer of Jon, he is the most awesome and epic person I've ever known. ALL HAIL JON!

If you chose A, turn around now, this site is not for the faint hearted.

If you chose B , leave this place this instant, you are not prepared.

If you chose C, just don't enter, please.

If you chose D, you are worthy for the awesomeness, but still enter with caution.